Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.