The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Partner takes vacation
|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it’s his turn to...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...