Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
Check’s in the Mail
Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...