The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
The 5 toughest questions!
The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers…The questions are:1.What are...