Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE –...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...