The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...