yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
AM Radio
Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? It took...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...