Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
After putting her children to bed, a mother…
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a...
A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...