A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...