Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Women Appearance
Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than toimproving their...
All-inclusive
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...