Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...