Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...