There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
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Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
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Things never to say to a cop
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Some very common traits in two drunks
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Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...