What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire…
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she...
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
The devil’s wife!
A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...