Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...