yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
This snow plow driver from North Dakota…
This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson