Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
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An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
He’s Light Of Her Life
A good husband is the light of his wife’s life. But some wives are...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
58 Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash,...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Blonde and the Firemen!
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to...