What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...