Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Halloween funnies for kids!
Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?A. They’re afraid...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
The Dump List
The Perfect Dump – Every once in a while, each of us experiences a...
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....