Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in...
Some fun rules
Some fun rules1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Gotta love the unions!
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon…
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...