Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
The young immigrant couple had just left the…
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!