Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Lifestyles of Men and Women
Women’s Lifestyles Through the AgesAGE… DRINK17… Winecoolers25… White wine35… Red wine48… Dom Perignon66… Shot...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...