Because they squeak!
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How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
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True story from the WordPerfect helpline!
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Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Confusion about Y2K
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Book Titles
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Lawyers are greedy
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Perks of being over 40…
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Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...