How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...