A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply…
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...