If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
After the fall in Garden of Eden…
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain...
Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.