Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
The amazing golf ball
|A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a...