Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Not so fast!
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...