For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
News war
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...