Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Tricked Him
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...