A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Signs and notices 13
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
What and who am I?
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...