What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather…...
ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...