At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
Did you make a donation?
|At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that...