The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
some practical jokes
|BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde…
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!