Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
If AOL Were A City…
You’d live in a place where no two people had the same name. You’d...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...