Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...