I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...