Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
Economics textbooks
|Ten things to do with a graduate Economics textbook1. Press pretty flowers. 2. Press...
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...