Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Bubbles
There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.