What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...