Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
An academic problem
An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
Stupid Insults 29/31
The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...