A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!