When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
INVESTMENT ALERT!
Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...