Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!