Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Andy is God\’s son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....