Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill…
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hillin the Highlands....