Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Two Dogs….
The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry… He...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor…
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for....
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...