A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Strange grants given
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing…
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter “R,” and all the...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...