How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when…
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
Aussie Trouser Snake.
An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
Phrases Useful in the Workplace
1. Thank you – we’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...