Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a...
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....