Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.